@ RonMoses: regarding "do the math/maths", since it is an abbreviation of "you do the mathematics" then it makes sense for "do the maths" to be correct... although having said that, someone is going to start saying "you do the mathematic"!

On a side note, a friend of mine is from Texas, and whenever I walk into the room he always says "How y'all doing?" My usual response is to take a quick peek down the front of my pants and say "We're all fine!"

On Neato a picture that shows
A thingy that nobody knows
But this handy device
While it looks not so nice
Is great for just cleaning your nose!

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I did a search for "Gymkhana driving champion" and this is the picture that came up. Apparently it's called Ken...

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This is what a child imagines will suddenly be produced the moment they sit in the dentist's chair!

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In Australia, "Sanger" is a slang term for sausage... just sayin'

It's a hedgehog quill-scraper for when Junior decides that his pet hedgehog needs a Play-Doh turtle-shell.

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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is this.... er... we're not quite sure what it is but we're PRETTY sure it will hurt! Haha!"

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These are just a few of the items placed beside the bed as a subtle hint to ensure Wienergate NEVER happens again!

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This is a 19th Century training device for OB-GYN specialists

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With the number of stars using Botox these days, Hollywood is having a hard time getting actresses to produce a visible expression of emotion. Make-up artists have a range of tools to temporarily create the illusion of emotion prior to a shot. This particular device is dragged a few times across the forehead to produce "genuine concern"

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On his day off, the T-800 likes to play Quidditch

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This is the weapon used in Ancient Rome by the great gladiator Sarcasticus. After delivering the final jab between the eyes, he would turn to face the emperor, slip on a pair of sunglasses and say "I think he got the point." Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh!

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This device was custom-made to remove the Thing from Donald Trump's head; however since it threatened to write a tell-all memoir if separated, the decision was made to leave it attached

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It's a midget beer-keg, obviously male and quite happy to be in the company of a lady-coin!

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This is the dial-up modem for ENIAC, the 1st electronic computer. An operator would call up a recipient, feed punch-cards into the slots at the top and advertisements for Viagra would appear in the bottom tray

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