Holy Crap! It's roasting hot there! You'd be dripping with other people's sweat! Can I interest them in the" take a number" system? Could you imagine the DMV like this? Three cheers for personal space!

This is a true story: we were taking our anime-obsessed daughter to the anime expo in downtown LA as a surprise, and the whole time we told her we were all going to a doorknob convention. And since we had just bought and were decorating a new house she didn't doubt it for a minute, although she quietly fumed the whole way there.

Moscow dogs use the subway...
http://abcnews.go.com/International/Technology/stray-dogs-master-complex-moscow-subway-system/story?id=10145833

Now there's something I wish I could un-see. (No pun intended.)

Not recommended.

Up until about 20 years ago, that thick blue line on the Kentucky-Tennessee border didn't exist. Kentucky thought drinking was a sin and prohibited it most places, but everyone went to Tennessee to get beer and liquor. Meanwhile, Tennessee thought gambling was a sin, and outlawed it, but everyone went to Kentucky to buy lottery tickets and bet on the horses. Now each state embraces both sins, and trade has settled down.

Oh c'mon! Live the dream! ;)

I would like to pretend that Bill Murray is taking the picture, but I know that can't be true.

Man, if you need this, maybe you need new friends...

Not disgusting. Just sophisticated.

Gorgeous! Simply gorgeous!