I have lived all over the US including very poor areas in the south and thought I understood what poverty was.... that was until I visited the Philippines with my wife (she is pinay).

My wife's childhood home did not have A/C and had plastic sheeting for windows.... no TV.... no electricity and no running water... and she is considered middle class in the Philippines because her family own their own land and had a small business.

These people have nothing. You go into a supermarket and they have a shelf where they sell cooking oil and salt in little plastic baggies because people can't afford to buy a whole bottle of oil or a bag of salt.

Poor people in the US don't know what poor is.

Recently Kuwait was having an award ceremony honoring a gold medalist from the Kazahkstan Woman's shooting Team and instead of playing the Kazahkstan national anthem they accidently played the anthem from Borat. You can find a video of it on Youtube and watch the gold medalist fight back tears as the anthem plays..... her pain is so yummy and sweet.

google "kuwait plays borat anthem"

They are lucky noone was hurt.

It would be better if when you flushed the toilet it fired out into the shaft.

BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

So awesome!

I love ingenious architects

Yuck....

I have seen a crispy McD's french fry..... they are always soggy and taste like potato flavored salty cardboard.

They should hire me because I can wreck a toilet with surprising efficiency.

Gimme some coffee and a good book and let the experiment begin.... though it has been awhile since I have met a toilet that didn't make a death rattle while handling my best work.

I want that tshirt

"Findings show that many servers perceive African-American customers to be impolite and/or poor tippers."

If a majority of the servers percieve this to be true there is probably some merit to it.

I hate cats for this very reason.

My sister in law crashed at my place once and brought her stupid cat with her. The first night that damn thing kept walking all over me while I was trying to sleep and decided my face was a good place to sit down on. I put it in the microwave (didn't turn it on) and went back to bed.

Just FYI... a microwave is nicely insulated so you can't hear the damn thing meowing all night.

It is always nice to look down from the top at all the people that sh!t on you while you were on your way up.

If I were him I would have sent them the biggest pile of plagiarized dribble I would come up with just so they would have to waste the time reading it.

I am surprised he didn't taze her.

But all those feathers dampen sound so it makes them like the silent ninja of a night.

You won't hear them coming until it is to late.

@ Dallas

I agree about the lingerie... why bother wearing underwear when you are just going to be going at it like a couple of baboons as soon as you are in the limo. I mean I guess you can just wear your mormon undies... if they are good enough for god than they are good enough for prom.

Though I don't know if you are legally allowed to use the words "Utah" and "fun" in the same sentence.

The worst thing about it is all those chubby arab guys sweat buckets during the hot summer months and since their wear thin white cotton clothing it is like a hairy fat wet tshirt contest everywhere you go.