An early draftman's compass for making circles.

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A non-electric tattoo machine

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It's a variation of the game "Heads Up 7-Up". Instead of being selected by your thumb being pressed down and with your face against your desk and trying to guess who pressed your thumb, you have to guess who put the folder on top of your head while it was down.

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Camper's Hideaway: for the anti-social outdoorsperson

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Entomophobes Bivouac - a personal tent for the person afraid of insects

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The Peramubulating Pup Tent - for that puramublatory camper.

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The Grim Chopper

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The Exoskelecycle.

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Skelecycle

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Shoe Shines - For shedding light those critters in front of you that are at ground level.

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Derbie D'Lites - Directional w/signals for when the left foot doesn't know what the right foot is doing. Toe light to hopefully point you in the right direction.

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for the illumin loafers

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Illumin Loafers - for bowling in the dark. Aim the toe light to the arrows on the boards for the direction you want the ball to go. The blinkers start to flash when backing up doing the "please, please, please strike" shuffle.

The Hug Resistant Hoodie - Buy it for that impulsive hugger in your life, built in gloves keep the offender from extending their arms for the unwanted hug.

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"The Brand New Bait-n-Fins" Instead of using the old bait-n-switch when those fishies aren't a biting use The Brand New Bait-n-Fins to sextuple your chances of cathing 'em.

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