Soylent Green Wafer making machine
Han Am, 2x, Grey

Pizza dough press for making mini pizzas
Han Am, 2x, Grey

Recharging station for Tesla Tazers. May the police Force be with you.
Han Am, 2x, Grey

It's overachiever's potato clock. Place twelve potatoes on the twelve terminals on the lid. The box contains the LCD dispay. Place three potatoes on the three terminals at the top of the black canisters and turn to set your awoogah wake up alarm.
Han Am, 2x, Grey

Maître Fromager's cheese tool. He use's the awl to pierce holes in swiss cheese (plus stray cans of aerosol cheeze, ptooey) and wields the knife when cutting the cheese (giggle snort!).
Han Am, 2x, Grey

Xenomorph Flayer
In My Prime, 2x, Royal Blue

It's the Little Bertha tunneling machine used by enterprising prairie dogs. They hire out their services to the moles, gophers, groundhogs, rabbits, and other animals that are too lazy to dig their own tunnels or burrows.
In My Prime, 2x, Navy

My first car & third cars were grey (bad colors for the wet Pacific Northwest) and my second car was gold. Now I have a pretty blue with metal flakes Ford Focus. Love it!

Rejected animatronic cuckoo clock from the It's A Small World ride at Disneyland. It clothes-lined to many guests.
Make It Sew, Dark Grey, L

Want to surprise the person sitting next to you? The kinetic energy from this ambush style Jack-in-the-Box will spring the dowel out from the side and smack them.
Make it Sew, Dark Grey, L

Vintage prostate examining device. Kind-hearted doctors would warm it before use. Now turn your head & cough!
Make it Sew, L, Dark Grey

Proshetic pinchers for fighting crabs.
Make it Sew, L, Dark Grey

He "believes" it's safe?! No thank you!

It's a doohickey heading toward the Whatisit? graveyard. Notice how it's going towards the bright, white lights.
Make it Sew, L, Dark Grey