If this is what wikimedia does with their money, I'm glad I don't donate to them.

Animals are not people under the law. They cannot own property. You cannot leave your house to your dog in your will. Therefore the only person with a claim to ownership is David Slater. He is also likely the one responsible for the equipment used to take the images and the initial distribution of these images.

looks like a fun way to kill an afternoon

The Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle is one of the coolest toys ever.

Crappy questions that are designed to make political hay.

Technically, that means he's of Jewish ancestry. Clearly, *he* is not Jewish.
[That said, if his antisemitism is so warped that he believes that people with Jewish ancestry are bad, then hahaha.]