I hope none of these people are medical students.

I do. I wish I hadn't.

But did they do it on porpoise?

The French will order it.

Bullwinkle: I'm soooo embarrassed.
Rock: Again?

Why bother? That something can be done is no good reason for doing it.

Wrong turn at Albuquerque.

What a man! My hero.

Actually, women prefer men with lots of green.

Servo, he's a shape-shifter.

I use 100% of my 10%.

About 30-years ago, I attended the concert (I believe at UC Berkeley) where a musician played the first one on a harp. It had just be deciphered from one or more cuneiform tablets by linguists and was big news at the time. These guys are just playing the published sheet music.
Number 1 with a slingshot.

Quark was Ferengi.

FYI, A says kiss; B, snot; C, hug

Personal responsibility?