Only the young, unmarried, and easily amused have such blocks of time to waste. I miss those days.

Mexico has changed so much.

Castrato, no doubt.

The narrator is praising Blanco for his swing riding skill.

Bugs make good vectors for economic warfare.
Import particularly damaging bug in your diplomatic pouches. Then loose them on crops.
Cui bono?

I predict twisted ankles and face-plants.

I hates waltzes to paltzes.

Which way are they facing?

Guinness happens to recognize me as the world's slowest guitar player. In fact, I've yet to play the first not. Top that, hot shot.

The Brits conduct much first-rate research.
I'm impressed.

Why the damn singing/screaming?

Now available, graphic art painted by an undiscovered fetus. Since it's pre-birth art, it adds to the value, which can only go up after the artist is born.
On sale now, sight unseen (for those who prefer a pig in a poke) for only $9500 each, plus $1.99 shipping and handling.
Contact the Pere Ubu Gallery in Dada, Nevada.

Where's my sunscreen?

Obviously it's Columbian baby powder.

Pretty fair Karen Carpenter.