Faster-than-light-travel, you say? Well, I'm here waiting for it as I have waited for virtual reality and the cloned mammoth science promised me.

If the story is real (the internet being what it is), it's funny in a bittersweet way. Even if it isn't real, it's still good, I hope that guy makes good on his promise to keep updating the blog w/ the legal developments. His deadpan replies to Gary the landlord are great.

Reminds me a bit of David Lynch's "Angriest Dog in the World".