They're only typing with one hand! How could they have possibly won? #NBCfail

"All those calories! No wonder I look stuffed."

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Sounds like a song you'd hear in a classic Disney animated feature, huh? That's because it is. They just changed the words to "A Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid.

MOMMY! I'm scared!

I'm type seven, Never Heard Of It. I don't have cable and it is HBO, so no surprise there.

Wow! Talk about being sore winners.

"something work looking through"?

Every once in a while a simple typo gives the impression that you guys work on smartphones.

Very cute, but not necessarily correct.

http://ryantrotz.com/2012/05/ios-multitasking-stop-force-quitting-applications/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ios-multitasking-stop-force-quitting-applications

Don't know what it is, but I'm pretty sure I've seen Moe use it on Curly's nose in a Three Stooges short.

It's a Panel Trowel. It's used for spreading white grout in the gaps between comic book panels. That's why it's shaped like a word balloon.

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This whole article should be in the past tense. Sadly, we lost Stan in 2008.

Did Disney launch an offensive against Universal Studios or something?

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That cat has no nose. "How does he smell?" Awful!

OMG! That's the TV remote from our first TV when I was a kid! A ginormous Zenith console with a built in "hi-fi." Ha! I loved that thing. Saved it for years after the TV died. It made a clicking noise that ended with a little "ping" (kind of like the noise a dogdeball makes). That's why I still call the remote the "clicker." Wow, what memories. Building a fort out of sofa cushions and watching Speed Racer with a bowl of Franken Berry cereal. Thanks for helping me out of my Steve Jobs funk, Neatorama.

Oh, and if I still have a shot at a shirt: NeatoTurtle, Large, natural