Just another something a lot of people don't realize about goldfish (or fish in general).
They get BIG and need big overfiltered tanks. Not small glass bowls that have no filtration in them.

He also wants a movie to be made about him, and surprise surprise, he wants Denzel to play him.

That's pretty awesome. I'd be tempted to get one if we didn't actually need a larger car.

Lol Vonskippy.. I was thinking the same thing.

Interesting article though. Sucks that the one guy Ted? was banned from the studio though and that it seems like the show has a stick up their butts now.

We're just fattening ourselves up for the alien invaders.

"It's gross"... Wow... good to know they have an awesome arguement. o_o

All of the advertising is annoying, BUT, that shirt is pretty awesome. I'm gonna have to think about getting it :D

Yeah I thought that too meg. Sad that octopus don't live longer.
Still awesome that he predicted them all :P

That was adorable and hilarious :D

Wow, those parents sure did raise a winner.

Splint as a woman, I could not agree more. I hated having to use the bathroom in school b/c the girl's bathroom was always disgusting. As if these girls were using a toilet for the first time or something.
Just pee, poo and other bodily fluids EVERYWHERE.

Anywho.. as for that desk... suuure, who wouldn't want that, sleeping in a coffin feeling.. o_O

Cute sneaky birds

That's pretty weird.
Poor kid. Hope he'll live a normal life. At least one where people will be accepting of him.

Very cool. Hope they ate that watermelon afterwards though.

Too adorable! Hope the turtle is doing it b/c it likes the brushing though.