The best game of "Where's Waldo" I ever played was in a hotel during Dragon*Con ten years ago. About six floors up and looking down into the huge lobby full of both attendees and cosplayers --including one-to-three Waldos.

I still may occasionally have one, but not nearly like I used to for this reason alone.

The Communist Manifesto, which still affects even today.

Barney Rubble would be envious!

"Leaked"

Thank God little girls everywhere are saved from being forced by men to purchase Barbie dolls. If only we had a time travel machine, then we could go back and ensure that inventor Ruth Handler was never born. Who knows how many untold lives could be saved?

Thankfully, now it's Mattel which holds the gun. Be free of the burdens of old Barbie and buy all these brand new dolls to replace her!

Wait, Indy shoots the sword fighter? SPOILERS!!!!1oneeone!1one!

That's why you should only drink Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator. It's got electrolytes!

It's interesting that the commenters below the story did more legwork than the newspaper itself. OlafTheStout's 1/27/2016 2:58 PM EST is a good one.

But then, had the writer of the piece been a male maybe he'd actually have done his job. ;-)

Yikes!