I can understand people not liking bagpipes, accordions, banjos, or synthesizers, even though I'm quite a bagpipe fan. But harps? The harp has such a beautiful sound!
My sister and I had some candy decorations in the shape of pigs. We used to put them on cupcakes and cut a hole inthe cupcake and call them pork doughnuts.
Shirt: "Accept that some days you're the pigeon" shirt, large size.
This is a most intriguing story. I was just wondering earlier today, though - if this guy gets mail, what address is it sent to?