Gotta go with the FNY crowd-UNLESS...You never sleep not unlike the city with everything, AND/OR the reason for putting up with lack of personal amenities such as sayyyy, room to copulate comfortably....HELLO??!

Nice place to visit I hear, especially when you spend most of your time while living there visiting people with bidet, home theaters, penthouse kitchens, etc....

Some folks live there because they can't get that NY experience anywhere else-N-Yorkers understand that all you who think NY is whack, are simply pussies.

This is simply beautiful.

"In the fields the bodies burning, While the war machine keeps turning."...it built its house of depleted uranium chunks of planetary woe.

Whoa!

^^Ahh 'tis but of the many symptoms of mankind's doom vonskippy, Facebook addiction would be another...It seems the siren's taunting ditties from the Isle of the Brain-Dead Moron brings more and more hapless travelers dangerously close to her shores daily.

Fear not, expatriation may provide some solace-The United States is full of ineffectual putties nowadays eager to sacrifice their critical thinking and creativity for microwave-damaged brains and mind-numbing, mental masturbation.
It's called self-induced developmental disability folks.

Who cares what the Fat Ho is called if they burgers good, yo?

......and here I always thought Monopoly was designed to reveal the evils of idle time vs. right livelihood.

^^^those were supposed to be "UP" arrows, not question marks....Incidentally, if that's your calico kitty "The Nag".....adorable:)

??Kill me now.
{:o

-going along with the Torquemada-torture dingus^^

To all the nay-sayers....Carlin would have loved it:)

Yeah, I was just thinking, "Here's a guy with way more wasted time on his hands than myself.".......that's pretty sick

A few more ideas:

Green Erector Set-Easy to assemble armatures and starts to grow various forms of leafy ivy of ficus around Platonic solids, Bucky balls, etc.

Inanimate Chia-Everyday objects come alive as they are covered in various forms of mosses, slime molds, fungus-Create your own, "nature takes it back" environment:)

If you want to make a great living objet d'art, go get some of those Revell, snap-together models of cars or planes, and put some various bean seeds innit, onna wet paper towel. The beans will grow up through the model(s). Your very own scale, salvage yard-(fence it off with some Popsicle sticks and put some plastic dinosaurs in the yard to guard it at night.

Ok, more coffee....

This one is the "cracker", here's the "grinder", and this tool is called, "The Gouger!"

Min katt boller med rotte hoder!