ted - Back works fine here.

Call it what you like - one of our cats despite being 21 would shred you. The other, at 14 weeks would just go "Meep?"

@8: Scooter - ask if you can bum a fag in a pub and you'll get away with it, pick the wrong pub in which ask someone if they mind if you bum a faggot and you may get a serious kicking.

Comments are off on the post above about jigsaws - so I'll put it here.

OK, so sponsored posts are fair enough - you've got to make a living somehow, but I think switching the comments off is a shame - there may be lots of interesting things to say about online jigsaws which will now be lost to the world.
I can't actually think of any offhand...

Ah, if you lived in the UK all your sockets would have been childproof since the late 40s.

Despite which, you can still buy "childproof" covers for BS1363 sockets, in a classic example of "Won't someone think of the children". I presume someone saw them abroad and spotted a marketing opportunity to needlessly gouge money out of ill-informed parents.
If used wrongly, the "safety" covers can actually make things a lot worse.
http://www.fatallyflawed.org.uk/

Neil:- "Cloaked in a veil"? This from someone who, as far as I can tell, can't come out with it and say he doesn't think the holocaust happened.
Say what you think, man, then we'll know whether to take you seriously.

But I always get that end of the bath - it'd stick in my ribs.

That's how the Oyster card works in London - you have a card and keep recharging it.

That site though - some clever ideas but the webmaster needs to learn about optimising pictures for the web - 600kB for a small pic is absurd.

But it's only power - what about all the other cables?

I didn't hate Crystal Skull, but I'd certainly agree it wasn't much good.
Unbelieveable plots are OK provided you can persuade the audience to suspend their disbelief.

Neat.

"Prodigious gambling" is a bit far fetched - it was funded by the National Bloatery, but we're nothing like as lotto mad as some countries.

Card shark is new to me - I've always heard it here in the UK as Card sharp.

If you want self-contradictory words, then cleave and inflammable should suffice.

I worked through in a neat and methodical order (inserts tongue firmly in cheek).

Just pandering to public fickleness.