My girlfriend's aunt made a jeans quilt with a flannel-sheets back -- the absolute warmest blanket I've ever used! It'll cook a cold out of you in about two hours.
One metalworker I knew used a cut-off leg as a workshop cap.
I don't know if I'll trust booze chocolates again after trying tequila bonbons. That was truly horrible. We had just enough friends to get rid of all of them -- nobody would try a second one!
In my defense, I was too young when most of these came out (and not even born when yet in a few cases).
You have to hit the ball juuuuuust right...
"Fresh and flavorful... because stale and burnt has already been done."
Clearly you haven't read the comic strip "Crankshaft".
The Great Catcher in the Gatsby
Pride and Punishment
I didn't do the reading assignments in high school, so they all kind of run together for me.
One metalworker I knew used a cut-off leg as a workshop cap.
"Blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah,
On this special day,
Blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah,
Blah-blah in every way!"
(actual card I just gave my dad for Father's Day)