Why didn't someone make pancakes? Or waffles? Or toffee? or Drop Cookies? So sad So many wasted opportunities for capitalistic gain. They could have put it into ice cube trays, providing someone had invented ice cube trays, and stuck sticks into each cube and invented the Boston Pops. Wonder why little Artie Fielder didn't think of that?
They could have sold it to Miss Fannie May and she could have created the Walnetto and then the FM Turtle with just some chocolate and a few nuts like me.
They could have saved some for Bush and Cheney, and with some feathers given them a ride on the Rail Road, splinters and all, that they deserved.
And finally, they could have distilled the molasses into a fine liqueur and sold it to the Benedictine Monks who were looking for new sources of income--calling it B & M, or just BM for short. The lead slogan could have been: "There is nothing like a great BM morning, noon and night to make your day!"
So many wasted opportunities for capitalistic gain. They could have put it into ice cube trays, providing someone had invented ice cube trays, and stuck sticks into each cube and invented the Boston Pops. Wonder why little Artie Fielder didn't think of that?
They could have sold it to Miss Fannie May and she could have created the Walnetto and then the FM Turtle with just some chocolate and a few nuts like me.
They could have saved some for Bush and Cheney, and with some feathers given them a ride on the Rail Road, splinters and all, that they deserved.
And finally, they could have distilled the molasses into a fine liqueur and sold it to the Benedictine Monks who were looking for new sources of income--calling it B & M, or just BM for short. The lead slogan could have been: "There is nothing like a great BM morning, noon and night to make your day!"