Master betrayed us. Wicked, tricksey, false. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him. Kill him. Kill them both, and then we take the Precious and we be the master.

whatever happened to the days where you just got a bag of various legos instead of these "kits"?

oh, the irony of it all......

in chicago there is a fantastic program to help legitimate homeless people and their families it's called the inspiration corporation. my girlfriend took a quiz there when she was going to volunteer and in turn gave me the quiz when she got home. i was totally shocked at the answers. i wish we still had the quiz i would post it here.

"she knew babies were meant to kick, but were they meant to scratch? no. no they weren't."
-garth marenghi

so....if this makes you respect Annie Leibovitz less (not sure why though)? what about the works of jock sturges?

my sporran is made of seal skin....i hope it wasn't skinned alive.

does the shirt say "i travelled all the way to the top of mt. kilimanjaro and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"?

that is hilarious!

yeah in north carolina they have kudzu eating competitions.....really beautiful to look at, but when you realize all the natural fauna underneath is being choked it becomes not so great. and it is nearly impossible to kill.

"The Lorax would be soo pissed off"

i have my avatar in the woodworking forums as the lorax. i hope that it reminds people (including myself) to be less wasteful...and to think of the trees.

wow....that is amazing.....and to think, the BIG waves couldn't be photographed cos of the mist.......

THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!

i want one! don't think the girl friend would like it, but still.......

*sigh* i only got poison right. 10% i got motley crue and twisted sister mixed up. which would have given me a whopping 30%....it's allright cos i listened to punk during the hair band years of music.

the wwf ad with the lumberjacks is really stunning.