Minnie didn't have any balls. Perhaps it is Mickey's.
I survived the LHC XL

I hope they didn't let her near the oxygen tanks.

Was Warhol an artist when he copied a soup can? I don't know, but I wish I had done it first. Ka-ching!

I work in broadcast tv and have seen a lot of bad captioning. The funniest was "administration building" captioned as "menstruation building".

The Earth has 200 million insects per human. SWAT! Make it 199,999,999 for me.

He should have told someone where he was going and when he was returning.

Grease applicator.
BBQ branding iron, please.

How do they keep him from eating the corpses he finds?

Burrito Delivery System!

Maybe she was always a (very butch) hen. When the girly hens died she adopted their lifestyle as an homage.

Nutbastard,142ft/degree,I think

Are people surprised that morality was altered or that any brain function was affected? It is well known that brain trauma or electrical stimulation can profoundly alter normal thinking. It would be surprising if there was no effect.
They are using very powerful AC magnetic fields. the magnetism induces a electric current in the targeted area. What is surprising is that they got volunteers to submit to what amounts to having electrodes implanted in their brains.

Foreigner1, thatks a good point. Plus, if it was made out of a vibrator, the motor could also turn the screws. Talk about convenient!

After a month the pigeons usually made the right choice. I'd like to think that most humans would learn to switch after 3 weeks.

I don't know how long it takes to un-knit the old, design a new one, and knit it, but they should charge a lot more than $30. Maybe they want to get us hooked, and then jack up the price. I'll weave you alone now.