What? No Bush jokes? How disappointing.

Definitely no information there, but the comics are funny.

I don't know about hiding secret things in there. If I saw a Pandora's Box book on someone's shelf the first thing I'd want to do is open it.

I went through all of them. I still think the Queen vs. Big Bird is the best.

I can't even balance a book on my head. This is great.

Much better than the Scots who use rope on their lawnmowers to mow hills.

Someone told me about this special a couple years back. I'm glad I don't remember it (though I'm sure I watched it).

Oh man...I haven't read the books in 25 years and it shows. Only 3 right!

Speaking of spell check, if you type an email in Gmail, Gmail will reject the word as incorrectly spelled.

Slightly more morbid than the stuffed dogs has handbags that Macy's is selling this Christmas.

The Japanese have done it again!

I like the fact that he had them all along.

If you read his other entries, it's a wonder he hasn't gotten evicted by now.

You couldn't pay me to go up there.

Someone here at work put this on the conference room PC for our weekly meeting. The only setting enabled was the random text feature which was pretty funny. Our boss would be typing in the meeting notes and it would randomly spit out, "Help Me, I'm trapped in here!" and other silly comments. We obviously knew it wasn't a virus though it confused our boss to no end until the prankster revealed himself.

Reporter: Can you describe the scene that happened here?

Horace Hopper (Concerned Bunny): It was tragic really, these guys - big guys, you know, with these huge boots and flannel shirts - these guys just walked over all how-do-you-do and left these brown pellets, and we were like - me and Carl over there that is - we were all offended and we said to the guys, "Hey you man! We don't eat pellets! We're not guinea pigs! We eat carrots you know...lettuce maybe, not pellets." And these guys - they were really big guys you know - these guys just ignored us and walked away - didn't leave any carrots or lettuce, just those pellets mind you - and Carl...man, well Carl is just devastated. Me? I don't mind so much.