for safe keeping, Fry recommends the Breakfast Club soundtrack

or maybe people are now realizing that all those books the read as a "lit major" are boring and dumb. And they only read them because it takes too much effort to go get a better book off the shelf. The internet only reduced the effort in getting something worth reading.

to bad he didn't catch the thief and sit on him till help arrived

oh sure, blame it on the mobsters...

"go to the Brain Slug planet and walk around not wearing any helmets"

@kid_icarus - no damage means the wall probably isn't drywall
hopefully the recoil broke the idiots finger

Ya, but does he know what time on Thursday?

Seriously tho, why is this on network news? Compared to what else is going on in the world, this is like reporting jaywalking.

now play something on a dial-up modem!

where did the Swedish government get this power over people's names?

cool, a monument that doesn't look like weathered stone/bronze

you should see the note under the pyramids, those aliens are hilarious

@Tempscire - exactly what i was thinking

and for all the naysayers, not every golf course is bordered by shrubbery.

ever heard of a dry cleaners called "Touching Cloth"?

i think The Chaser's War on Everything did a similar experiment, but their guy held a stack of cash in his hand while trying to pass it out (like leaflets).

heh ted, thats a great visual