Don't be fooled. for the second year in a row UK papers have slammed the place for being dirty, terribly managed, dangerous. in a nut shell it's the biggest disappointment and rip-off u can put ursef and ur famly through.
we're talking dead reindeer, drunk santa, you name it.

they better hop i don't recognise them in MY restaurant.

probably lightning.
in fact, there're loads of reasons you could think of before "aliens" even come into the equation.