Facebook is still a thing?

How did Doc get into something so small?

There is a ring of hell set aside for the people -- often political pundits -- who use the word "look" without pointing towards Godzilla or a stamp collection. Perhaps we should also allow in the "I mean" people, for the variety.

"how they down"? Is that newfangled facelingo or some missing words?

A _lady_ baseball player?

Ten points good buddy.

How did he bring himself to glue magnets to his iPod?

I GUESS I MISSED THE JOKE.

Good luck getting your deposit back when the tux smells like lake water.

I loved those things as a kid. When I was in college, my roommate's keyboard wrist wrest started to lose its fabric shell so we tore it off -- and the interior of the thing was exactly like those sticky hands. It was over a foot long, several inches wide, and an inch thick, which meant it could snatch papers and CDs and so forth from eight feet away. It stung like hell, too, so don't smack your friends. Well, okay, just not near the face.

Idiocracy works in mysterious ways.

Cool Bender shirt.

If you like Tim Burton and Johnny Depp collaborations then you may also enjoy this little collegehumor video -- assuming I found the right link: http://collegehumor.com/video/5941081/tim-burtons-secret-formula

Enjoy!

Haha! If she'll live in sin with her boyfriend I'll bet she doesn't even sacrifice two doves after her period as God commands in Leviticus 15:29.

Thanks Eddie!