I'm suspecting this is all made up.

But just to be safe, I'd say to throw back any talking fish you ever catch.

Do I win??

Of course, they meant to say "the Web", not "the Internet" - right??

You do realize, of course, that the "spife" could just as easily been called a "knoon"?

In fact, I think that at banquets put on by the Bilderbergers, Bohemian Grovers, Trilateralists, and Masons, that's what they're called.

Whatcha gonna do now, smart guy?!

- pupista! (barking mad on the right)

...and don't neglect the balls...