bawwwwwwwwwww

Oh wait, before they do something productive, they should do a study on my theory of setting yourself on fire hurts.

Why don't they spend their money studying something people don't already know.

basically both sides need to shut the fuck up, doesn't matter which you use, you're all assholes and you're not doing anything productive saying your personal preference is better then everyone else's.
On an unrelated note I'm pretty sure this comment wont show up because of the CUSSSSSSSinNG

I still don't get the internet's morbid fascination with bacon.

Haha if twitter were like this, I wouldn't call it retarded.

I wish my girlfriend loved balls as much as this fox.

Here I thought Clit Eastwood would hit the bucket first.

I just hold it until the end and then i pee for like a minute.

Read them all before on various sites.

I don't human hair is a lot different either.

Oh wow, an out of focus bug.

Insert reference to "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" here.

Yes, just in case. I promised I would never forget.

I have a doctors appointment on September 11.