Only one of many reasons I don't fly anywhere in the US. Mostly, I just love driving.

Thomas: give me back my name =P

Just don't use that slingshot maneuver to go around the sun. You'll go back in time to 1970's San Francisco, where you'll have to get a hold of a couple of whales.

Doesn't everyone digest their coffee before they brew it? Or is that just me?

^Radioactive zombies, that is.

Dieing cells can live to see another day. Does anyone else foresee zombies in the immediate future? Just saying.

Imagine if 5600 cars were the only objects on earth. How long would you have to drive to come into visual range with just one other car?

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!! That, sir, is an affront to god.

that's incredible. simply amazing

Could be... gotta say though, I've never sweat enough to get a talking-to from gym managers, but I shower regularly, and wipe down the machines.

That's the coolest mom ever.

am I a thief for changing the channel during commercials?

Wow, the state should really take that kid away.

Ted: drugs. A baller is someone who has the money to deal in larger increments of drugs. An 8-ball is slang for 1/8 of an ounce, and I'm pretty sure the term balling is derived from that.

Awesome. Love it. My cat only does that to other cats, birds, squirrels, snakes, goldfish, the occasional small dog. Every time he kills something, he does this little dance across the yard to show the world what a great killer he is. Its adorable.

I'd never heard of the japanese airport on the water. Neat idea, but seems doomed to fail.