My dogs aren't nearly that committed

if I saw one of those on a board at school, I'd totally take a number

Excellent. I thought I was the only one who tried for the long distance shots at the store.

That was a crappy fight followed by a crappy assault.

Cranberry sauce from a can is a blight upon the english-speaking world.

that's awesome

That picture will live with me forever in my nightmares.

The school I went to didn't have any security on their network. I literally found the lunch code database, which had names, addresses, social security numbers, and how much money people had in their lunch accounts. I showed my computer teacher, and he showed the administration, and instead of them doing anything to fix it, they threatened to fire him for snooping around in their network.

I wish sumo was followed like baseball is. I love watching two fatties fight.

check your settings, you can set what you show up as. I have a username, but I just use my real first name.

Glad to see Tupac is still the better performer.

Correct, Lea. We taste like chicken, I hear. Always wanted to know for certain, though.

What keeps rain drops from colliding in midair to form larger drops? Makes perfect sense to me. Besides, sometimes you get that really fine mist of a rain, and sometimes you get the huge drops. Nothing new.

I agree with jessleigh. I think everyone should have their own whoopass stick in case of emergencies.

I'd be hard pressed to count Ron Paul as a candidate. More of a side dish.