1) Star Crystal. Hands down. I own Return of the Living Dead, and I love it. Star Crystal is so bad it goes out the other side and into funny again. Summary -- space ship lands on Mars, finds weird rock, brings it back to the ship. Rock hatches into blob creature, who kills the whole crew. Ship drifts back to some space station, where they clean off the dead, give it a new crew, and send it right back out. There is a black guy on the crew, who has no name until AFTER he's dead. He also makes lewd remarks at the white woman, and when reprimanded, defends himself saying, "I can't help it, baby, its in my blood." When they find his skull later, they know its him because HIS SKULL IS BLACK TOO. In the end, the blob finds the computer, looks up the bible, and converts to christianity. Not kidding. The blob finds god. The end.

2) While I've seen most of the zombie movies you listed above, I bring nothing new to the party. My expertise is in Kung-Fu flicks.

The obvious answer is that they're trying to get to the other side. Its only the worst joke ever.

The Obama thing is a slip of the tongue. He said 57, and referenced three states he hasn't been to, so I'm sure he meant 47 states. No tard really believes that Obama, editor of the Harvard Law Review, never learned that the US has 50 states.

I wouldn't drive it either, it has stairs. I'm pretty sure its for walking.

Glad to hear they're doing it, I just hope its not as shameless as some of the recent sequels like Fantastic 4, and Spiderman.

So did I, Viola. So did I.

Tard.

If I cut the virgin Mary into someone, would that be a sign?

Amazingly devious. Bears are a threat to our way of life, and they want our honey. Glorifying bears will lead to a generation of children trying to make friends with these dastardly killers.

They should be jailed for giving comfort to America's true #1 enemy, the bear.

Man, I hope that gets approved.

Work is the root of all money.... work is evil...? I knew it!!

That's an enormous device, just to measure a subatomic particle.

Awesome.

That's a cow, not a bull. At nine years old, it should have horns if it were a bull.