Then why not just inform the parents that the kid needed to remove the posters or face a fine. I'm sure the kid would have been happy to oblige. He seems like a nice kid.

Wow... I don't even know what to say to that. No doubt it will fall on deaf ears, though. May as well just not bother to type the pages of things I want to say to that, but rest assured, sir -- I disagree.

I did something like that to my friend's locker in high school. I got a bunch of other locks and locked them all onto their lock so that they couldn't get to their own lock's dial to unlock the whole thing. The janitor had bolt cutters though, so it didn't last long.

I'd heard that it wasn't the threat of black holes, but some strange and theoretical result of creating strange quarks, which supposedly will tear the very molecules of the world apart.

Just what I'd heard.

Man, I bet Stanhope is glad he didn't post this. You folks would be tearing him a new one over this shit. Not one word about Alex trying to put divisive content on Neatorama (not that I believe that for a second). If Adam had posted this, it wouldn't take 20 minutes for someone to call for his removal from Neatorama.

Bunch of hypocrites.

But the idea is still the same. "Even this fatty can look thinner. Don't you want to be less of a fatty?"

Coinstar charges 9.5% in Macon, Ga.

I'm not seeing the benefit to getting your elephant hooked on smack.

Elephants and skag are both expensive habits. I can't imagine having the money to devote to both.

Why fly when you have a Wonkavator?

Work your way up to OT6 and you get telepathy. Better work on those Thetans.

aging isn't an issue with that flipbook.

"see if you can guess who the celebrity is." you put rickroll in the title of the post. Just sayin.

you can see the reflection of the photographer in the bottle. At first I thought I was seeing my own reflection in the monitor.

It will be tough to choose between Star Trek and Anthony Bourdain on monday.

I read an interview with a plastic surgeon that tracked MJ's surgeries as a hobby, keeping every photo of him he could find. While MJ claimed that he'd had something like four surgeries, the surgeon said it was more like 40, and that he could show pictures showing at least 30 distinct changes. My numbers may be slightly off, this was about five years ago.