How would you know when the battery needs changing?

I prefer baked google.

Seriously, its not that much worse for you. You have two more slices of white bread and one more slice of cheese, plus a little butter to toast the cheese sandwiches. It looks delicious.

Sounds delicious.

Amazing... I must try.

Only in USA what? Do trucks flip over? I'm assuming based on the .pl of your site, that you're polish. I swear, if this turns into national jokes about who's country is dumber, I will win. Oh yes.

I'll take it!

Was crack cocaine involved?

If Bill Ayers is a terrorist, why don't they arrest him? I mean they know where he lives. They know where he teaches. Why not arrest this terrorist? There's a war on him, you know. Did I mention that Ayers only gave $200 to Obama's campaign, and that they live down the street from one another. Seriously, when that shit gets out, its going to ruin Obama's chance of getting elected. Quit trollin'.

Colbert is the greatest American hero in either universe.

Dude, just hold onto it and use it as a Halloween prop for a haunted house. That would be awesome.

Impressive.

My favorite is, "my cupholder is broken, do you know where I can get a new one?" After a few minutes of exploring the subject, it turned out to be the CD-ROM drive.

Frankly, I'm amazed how many outfits this man has. Just the jackets and coats is really impressive. Maybe he steals them. Because he's black.

Hell yea, that's awesome. I might be getting in on a game of killer soon, if the group can get its collective ass together.