Colin, You're incredible Northern rhetoric is demeaning not only to Southerners, but also to your fellow Northern friends. Your abrasive and intellectually unappealing comments denote a since of insecurity within your own intellect. Your particularly loquacious oratorical skills are reduced to gibberish do to a lack of intellectual prowess. As it is well known, people who attack the intellect and character of other people, do so to compensate for their lack of knowledge and inability to accurately debate said area of interest. Pithy comments on on your behalf, though probably never written, would be more than acceptable and might add a new light to the conversation. But your intellectual capacity seems to have limited itself to the ability to be overly aggressive and uncontrollably ignorant. For instance referring to "dumb southerners" as an oxymoron implies that southerners are above average intelligence and in fact quite smart. So due to your incredible knowledge of the English language you have made yourself look as you would put it like a "dumbarse". Secondly calling someone small minded after you rant about how all southerners are intellectually incapable of significant thought and understanding, is in fact small minded and bigoted. So to conclude: You my faithful Northern friend are an incredibly ignorant impediment to the intellectual evolution of society. If I can ask only one favor of you it is that you refrain from copulating so that your DNA might not hinder the intellectual capability of any future human being. In other words don't have children cause they will be dumb too. I thought I might put that in good 'ole stupid southern talk so you could understand it.
P.S. I'm souther born and raised and will die southern by the Grace of God.
You're incredible Northern rhetoric is demeaning not only to Southerners, but also to your fellow Northern friends. Your abrasive and intellectually unappealing comments denote a since of insecurity within your own intellect. Your particularly loquacious oratorical skills are reduced to gibberish do to a lack of intellectual prowess. As it is well known, people who attack the intellect and character of other people, do so to compensate for their lack of knowledge and inability to accurately debate said area of interest. Pithy comments on on your behalf, though probably never written, would be more than acceptable and might add a new light to the conversation. But your intellectual capacity seems to have limited itself to the ability to be overly aggressive and uncontrollably ignorant. For instance referring to "dumb southerners" as an oxymoron implies that southerners are above average intelligence and in fact quite smart. So due to your incredible knowledge of the English language you have made yourself look as you would put it like a "dumbarse". Secondly calling someone small minded after you rant about how all southerners are intellectually incapable of significant thought and understanding, is in fact small minded and bigoted. So to conclude: You my faithful Northern friend are an incredibly ignorant impediment to the intellectual evolution of society. If I can ask only one favor of you it is that you refrain from copulating so that your DNA might not hinder the intellectual capability of any future human being. In other words don't have children cause they will be dumb too. I thought I might put that in good 'ole stupid southern talk so you could understand it.
P.S. I'm souther born and raised and will die southern by the Grace of God.