Is it albino or is it just a rare white moose?

Only a fool would pay $90 for a pair of Levis.

I wonder what would happen if I set this up in front on my apartment building.

It's like FINDING NEMO!

Sneak it into your daughter's bedroom when she is having a sleeping party. Then use the remote to embarrass the heck out of her. :)

/I'd make a great dad.

They didn't have a warm room they could sit in???

They had to sit in a field with sleeping bags on?? Why are the Russians so nutty? Vodka can't account for all of their nuttiness.

Hahahahahahaha!

We lived next door to a locksmith and my roomie locked himself out. He was breaking a window and the locksmith looked out of his shop. My roomie says "I'm not breaking in, I live here". The locksmith gave him another quizzical look, and my roomie finally got it. :D

I hate mosquitoes. It's a big part of the reason I live in Chicago. There are no mosquitoes.

I resemble that bug! Maybe it's one of my cousins or something.

Hobbits only had to deal with the DARK LORD OF MORDOR. They wouldn't know what to do about dope sniffing rhinos.

/Longbottom leaf, indeed!

So, if you have a one-ton blast door and a 3 ton motorized door, why would you have secret entrances??

It seems counter-productive.

What about a herd of rhinos? Dope sniffing rhinos! You can't stop dope-sniffing rhinos!!!

It looks like a setup to me!

:D

I'm going over there and pushing this guy around. I think I can take him.

:D

I thought he was based in England.

What does he do? Fly around the world doing weird stuff?

Hahahahahaha!