No St. Valentine's Day Massacre?

I live in Chicago and you can't even get anybody to stop at STOP signs, let alone crosswalks.

It's MUCH safer to cross in the middle of the block.

If you run it backwards, it's "60 steps to REMOVE a kimono", which is a lot more FUN!

/Especially with this young lady - she is a QT PIE!

Yeah, ted, Matt was much more succinct.

Sucked.

:D

Looks more like Jackie Gleason than Mao.

This is just stupid. Everything is the "World's Most Expensive" by coating it with diamonds, etc.

World's most expensive crap! We coated it with diamonds. Stupid. Everyone should ignore this junk.

Before we get all high and mighty about this (and BOY I am glad to the French are just as dumb as we are), REMEMBER that something like 67% of high schoolers can't find Washington, DC on a map.

If you set up a tripod, you can't take pictures, unless you get a "license" from the Park District.

The artist owns the "rights" to the work and didn't give them up by contract with the City.

When I first saw the plans for this, I was all "This is SOOOO coool!". And, for a change of pace, the reality didn't diminish that feeling - it's still soooo coooool!

That sure looks like an attack class submarine. Are the Japanese even allowed to have those submarines? Any submarines?

Just run it in reverse. That explains all.

James Joyce went blind from that!

Charles Dickens [wiki] could not sleep unless his bed was aligned in a north-south position. Also, he habitually touched certain objects three times "for luck."

Certain "objects", eh? Is that a euphemism or what?

24kw hours is a lot of kw hours!

That's unbelievable. Part of it, I'm sure, is that laughter is infectious. But, wow. :)

I've seen Dizzy live at the Jazz Showcase in Chicago, a 100 seat (or so) club. It was awesome.