Why don't you just, like, shut up! Then all those "like, like..." will fill up your head and sooner or later it will blow your hat off because there is no where else for them to go!

One way coming to terms with this pathetic iteration of a substitute for diverse ideas that just don't seem to have an adequate expression is to slow down your speach. Don't assume that people will know what you mean just because you're simplistic and seemingly uncomplicated and easy going. The fact is that nothing you say will be remembered or cited. You see, you're just a waste of time and space!

Yours sincerely