Graffiti went commercial years ago: In the mid-'70s I sold pre-cut stencils reading "VALLEY GO HOME!" to the youthful local rascals in Santa Cruz, CA whose hand-sprayed graffiti was virtually unreadable. Wherever you looked, all of the anti-tourist sentiment was uniformly branded.
Of course, the first miscreant apprehended with a stencil in his hands was blamed for the entire plague of vandalism, but as Margin Gaye said, "Great artists suffer for the people."

A Scorpio? I don't think so...

I can't wait until next season when they will add "Captain EO" to their repertoire!

RE: #3 Post Crispy Critters
This isn't a great cereal because of the pseudo-Jimmy Durante spokscreature. It's because they are "the-one-and-only-cereal-that-comes-in-the-shape-of-amimals!

Kids today will grow up unfamiliar with metaphors because they are exposed only to, like, similes.