oh dear! Judging by how these wonderful posts are received here in general, I shudder to think whether most if not all of this website's content is considered to be meant as posted. You're missing the point by, well, miles... go look up a crash course on "The subtle art of satire" (oh, and while you're at it see if there's a free seat in the "irony and sarcasm for dummies" class as well). sheesh!