Good point, John. This becomes something far more public than just a stupid photo. Maybe she's hoping future employers will take sympathy on the girl with the crazy mom.

Herpes come from the Greek, meaning "to creep". I would have said this was fake, as well.

Cute, but two decades? That's about 19 years too long.

Somehow I doubt they've learned a lesson.

I guess if one of them had fallen, it would be a 50-50 chance of the video going online.

Is this a Russian phenomenon? Seems like all of these up-high videos are from Eastern Europe lately.

Awww. Now I'm sorry I missed the nasty comment.

Free condoms? I doubt he'd even use free ones. Obviously, he and his baby mamas are quite happy pumping them out. Hopefully, they're all far enough apart that the kids won't accidentally hook up when they get older.

One wonders why they chose "What seems to be the problem, officer?"

Funny.

Someone should teach them how to dance or just give them chairs.

Yes, sushi places do this with the all-you-can-eat dim sum style stuff. They tend to pack a lot of rice in the lunch ones. Went to on ewith co-workers and had a good laugh when one co-worker took her rice to the bathroom in a napkin, after getting a few too many of one thing.

Makes a good case for putting musical instruments in the checked baggage.

I imagine that if a tortoise sits in the sun long enough, its shell could become too hot to handle with bare hands.

They also become cyclists.

I was going to say, "There's a joggling community?" But you beat me to it.

And I think it looks like that guy Seth Green, btw.

Sorry, but why should the mother have to ask permission from the school, anyways? That's obscene.

At my niece's school, there are kids who wear pretend animal tails every day. That's a little worse than this brief homage to one's sports hero.