Only two?
I thought there were hundreds of dialects.

Lady on the news today made the last word sound like Tai.

You can say "bush", but you have to say "pectoral region"?

Well, at least they've stopped eating whale meat.

If you're concerned with how useful it is, you can't afford it.

The fakery was obvious here in so many places, it was disappointing.

The key, of course, is to have a group of people act amazed by what you're doing.

The burger trick was way more impressive.

Lightning sparks added.
LOL

I thought it was funny when it said Forsythe was owner of the outfit. I thought they all owned their own outfits.

The thing about it is, KKK are people like you and me. They have their ignorance and hate, too. Terrorists have their hate. It's the hate we need to fight against, and not the people.

Kinda creepy with so many of them smiling.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Love the air guitar-stepping dance moves.

Don,

Sooner eat human meat?

Why don't you climb out of your ivory tower?

Sorry, I meant "human bone tower". You don't eat the bones, do you? I guess you could boil them for soup.

Nope. Can't even play chopsticks.

I'd have to agree with Matt on this one, since the name of the building is in the picture.

Cheap shot, Denita.

It's a strange building. Shows how the designers cared more about the look of the building than the condition of the people inside - not enough window space.

Wasn't saying that to you, yayo. Sorry if you interpreted it that way. I was mystified by Aware's "turning the table" comment. Sounded awfully bitter.

Your links didn't work for me, yayo.

How about:

Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets. The police have nothing to go on.

My thoughts exactly. Catnip.