Looks like the video itself burned up. It's spreading!

@myrasam79. John may have written the article, but he didn't create the rings. It's not meant to be practical. A ring is a symbol. This one just goes a little further in its symbolism. It's a conceit, a joke. Obviously, it's not meant to be taken seriously.

What message are people handing to their spouses on their wedding days when they have cake toppers with the bride dragging the groom to the altar? Surely, they would know that you can't force someone to marry you just by dragging them to an altar. Oh - it's a joke. I get it.

Well, he did lose probably about $40 to learn that those tattoos should have stayed in the concept stage.

So many possibilities. But Kraken was the best. Slightly better than the hounds.

Did you ever stop to think that maybe this is more of a personal conceit than a practical application?

Sure it's silly and ineffective, but it's no more a waste of money than any other ring would be.

I thought the third eye was supposed to be on the forehead.

Wasn't that creepy, even with the music. That's one tall, skinny dude.

Looks like Fred and Barney's table. I hope the tilt is from the camera and not the tilt of the table, or else that's a really easy game. :)

Yes, you can be less fat than another pawn shop guy. Although if you're fat, can you be considered to be "eating that well"? Perhaps it should be "eating that much" - a case of quantity rather than quality.

I love nitpicking.

They took out all the good part of the strawberry. lol

One wonders how difficult the Masters degrees are if a person can accumulate 22 of them. Aren't they rather specialized?

Do you know what the phrase "aren't privy to" means?

"Obelisk". There I did it.

Loved the "Crappy wheelchair" comment.

I thought it said shoplifting at first, and I was impressed.

That's pretty gross, all the same. I wouldn't want to buy any food there.

No, it's not his right to have sex in the forest, especially if it's somehow private property or whatever. But I would think they'd have a sign posted saying no trespassing that would at least mention the fact that cameras are in use.

Somehow I feel no sympathy for the person.