The whole bio-hazard thing? Not cool.

Exchanging fluids on the couch? Tacky.

There's that Donald Sutherland creepy Austrian guy!

Sky, accusations of racism? I think you might deserve it.

What should a billionaire look like? Bill Gates isn't exactly suave.

What's with that guy's arm? Is he Stretch Armstrong?

Geez. You think the Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons appreciate people knocking on their doors? Of course not.

This is brilliant?
How?

I seriously hope he had some sort of trap door in that outfit.

Do we need a reason to mock the French?

Yeah, what's with the attempt at the subliminal message in the middle of the clip?

Depends on what you want the justice system to be: a system of rehabilitation, or a system of revenge.

Ah, Austria: The hills are alive...

Oh, god, now they're quoting Ayn Rand. Somebody shoot me...

Fricking pedants.
Who cares if most people would call it a snake?

This just proves the biblical story about how the snake lost his limbs in the Garden of Eden. This is obviously a descendant of that type of snake.

You just can't defy the proofs of Creationism.

What a dink. Funny thing is, the flames in the movie wouldn't have been done anything like his setup. Probably a stuntperson would have refused to be wired into something that dangerous-looking.

Other than that, he could have filmed something more interesting than burning a plastic cup - maybe going after squirrels - take that!

Geez, Mark. Is that a rhetorical question, or shall I pull an answer out of my ass for you?

Here we go again...
Canada has a lower crime rate than the USA because of its vastly smaller population, especially in urban centres. I saw parts of Bowling for Columbine and couldn't believe how Canada was represented as such a peaceful utopia.

Gun laws do nothing to stop the criminals.

Airport security is tight in the USA, but I've never been groped in public like I was at Heathrow. I think the security guard was checking to see if that was all me.