That's what makes you nervous? You should probably worry about the Rohypnol they're putting in the lemonade. Crazy kids.

Too long.

Yeah, stereoscopes. Is "makes them wiggle" the scientific term?

I love the title: Forbidden Elderly Care.

They had to go pretty far afield to find a decent-sized penis, I guess.

Dumb idea.
People who do this sound really full of themselves.

Why would they want to fix the bug where boobs keep popping out of their outfits, anyways?

Paragraph 7? Paragraph 7? I doubt anyone read past Paragraph 2 of your lecture.

As for incest, apparently, there is some theory about there being taboos against incestuous relationships going back into the most primitive of societies. Something to do with staying away from your closest relations.

Loved Calvin and Hobbes.
Very imaginative all around.

Arrrggghhhhh! Why so long?

That's not a moonwalk.

F***.

Ouch, Larfin. And I thought the leg-breaking was painful.

Too long.
Too self-important.
Cubicle slaves everywhere are chuckling like so many Pavlov's dogs.

Can't stand the damn ribbon ones.

I remember reading his Star Trek biography, where he talked about his life, but not one whisper about his sexuality. He wrote (if he did write it) more about the Japanese internment camp he was in as a child.

It's good to see he finally decided to be honest with the world about who he is. It must have taken him a long time to open that closet door.