"You have to keep go..." Hilarious.

If by entire world you mean his family, friends, and fellow members of the Japanese Furry Friends Society then yes. And everyone knows nobody guards an embarrassing secret like the JFFS. Not that I would know or anything. Because this totally did not happen to me.

Dear all bab babes babe u., (You can't spell my name, I can't spell yours)

Nice touch rebuking my stale, outdated Chuck Norris joke, with a pre-school level Uranus joke. I cede this battle to you.

Sincerely,

A Lover of Butt Jokes

This is why the terrorists hate the westernization of the Middle East. Because they know Arabians take everything to the extreme.

Dear Western World,

You say you have machines that dispense cash after inserting a piece of plastic? That's good...but what if you could then take that cash and insert it into an entirely new machine that then turned it into gold? And then maybe you could take that gold put it into yet another machine that then turned it into Chuck Norris Sweat (The most valuable commodity known to man) ? Okay, now you're on to something America.

Sincerely,
Sterotypical Guy From The UAE

What if he took a particularly nasty #2 and was embarrassed so horribly that calling the store was the last thing I...I mean he wanted to do.

Four half-naked firemen try to pull one very scared man out of the mud. Hmmmm. Where have I seen that tag-line before?

Amazingly, still less calories than KFC's Double Down!

Nah, Jupiter was just beaten fair and square by The Undertaker in the no holds barred cage match at Wrestlemania.

How much do you think these people are getting paid? Or do you think the people they "chose" are political prisoners?

Very true. Cute little video nonetheless.

But his mother doesn't seem to have one.

Why does that kid have a British accent?