you don´t have to go to russia, take ludwigshafen oder mannheim here in germany, and you have your inhuman weather, non-existing infrastructure and dangerously dilapidated buildings. Waking up in hell would be a mahor improvement over Mannheim anyday.
the best part is missing, it would be epic cuteness if the head of the cat would take a peek out of the pot at the end of the vid, why stop it early? :\
no CGI
no romance or love, because it´s cheap filler
no romantic or good looking vampires
no actors that encourages anyone to write slash/fanfics