LMAO! That was brilliant!

I wouldn't want a robot that's likely to get pissed off and become irrational, they've already decided we taste like bacon (click the link). o_O

Team Knight Rider and Viper. I enjoyed those shows, for about two episodes each. Then the veneer fell off.

Read the blurb again. Patrick is right.

You better not be checking out my girl, punk, or I'll mess you up.

No, we're not planning to escape. Why do you ask?

Likewise. Those guys know how to manufacture cool.

@elizabeth: At the most, the dry cleaner should pay for a new pair of pants. That's what, about $50? Suing for $54000000 is just greedy, and about as bad as the RIAA wanting $10000 dollars per song, while claiming 'irreparable damage'.

A couple of my favourites:
Ne plus ultra - no more beyond
Non compos mentis - not of sound mind.

Sorry, that should be a 4" pizza.

It's easier than that, you don't even need to use Pi at all. 8^2 + 8^2 = 128 vs 12^2 = 144. The one pizza is bigger by 16^0.5 = 4 square inches (the square root of 144-128).

Well, getting thrown in jail is actually a good way to get out of a blind date.

Probably not quite what she had in mind, tho'.

The Boss is one of the best burgers, But I think I'll have to books a flight to Japan. :)

The octopus one is good as well. :)

Whilst they're funny, I don't actually think that a lot of those are actually ironic. Barkley's is fitting, Riesfeldt's is just gross, and Story's is coincidental.