Defected?

Threated?

ted

whiny, self-important holier-than-thous.... sure, but in no way envious.

Hummers are rubbish cars. If you want a all wheel drive car get a land rover, or a land cruiser troop carrier, hummers are god awful.

Also a Hummer is a sort of blow job.

"Bill Shannon has bilateral hip deformity as a result of Legg Calvé Perthes, a disease that affects 1 in 1,200 children."

And I'm anopther one in 1200, I have Legg Calvé Perthes too.

It's a bloody rotten thing to get.

sportsmanship.

hat off to Mr. Harris.

I know someone who insists they can tell when it's been made with petrol and when they used diesel.

idiot.

"How frequently do doctors misdiagnose patients?"

My doctor when I was 5 said.

"He's limping to get attention"

Same guy when I was 7.

"It may be soemthing wrong with his brain"

Same guy when I was 9.

"See now he's limping on the other leg, I told you it was attention seeking"

Radiologist when I was 12.

"He has Perthes disease in BOTH HIPS,he will need to have bilateral hip replacements by abot 40, than again every 10 years.It will also badly damage the knees from disp[lasia of the femur.Shame really for if it had been caught before he was about to hit puberty it can be treated"

DO NOT like doctors.

Nope the symmetry thing is true dermot.

And it is in no way like phrenology, which said that you could ascertain the character of a person from the lumps on their head.

The idea that people are attracted to symmetrical faces says nothing about the character of that face or draws any other meaning aside from it's level of ...symmetrery.

I must be in denial then as I find the before pic far more attractive than the after.

I like the peculiarities that make faces much more than the blandly perfect.

Humans respond to symmettry not Barbie.

If there is symmetry it is attractive irrespective.

The media have decided that thin is most attractive when it is actually the ratio of hip to waist that is most attractive regardless of weight.

I find this homogenisation of people sort of loathesome

Am an Organ Donor!

All the best of fortune to you Mr Merk.

Well that required some research.

It turns out that "Clamatto" is some drink that's not quite tomato or clam.

And "Budweiser" apears to be some drink made from not quite beer.

A most interesting place you have there.

Same in the UK.

Sure I'll tip if the service4 has been good and friendly, but that's all.

If they just put a plate infront of you and trudge off... well I could do that myself.

IN the UK they get paid a wage, as they do in Australia too, so don't rely on the tips as their actual income.

I'm with Mr Pink on this one

Ah on closer inspection me mum's place is there, Wood lands they wrote rather than Woodlands.

And yes the corner shop there does sell an amazingly large number of Jazz mags, the veg shop sells alligator and Khat.

I was happily reading this piecvwe when the map suddenly oriented itself in my head.

I grew uip around there. Hell my Mum still luives one street ove from Barrington Road.

This is weird.

stands up, takes off hat, applauds.