The last 20 seconds were good, but it took too long to get there.

That's exactly what I was thinking, Hedwig -- the dog will jump in the water and zap, ruined.

Good try, tho, Erik Schiegg of Switzerland. At least it shows thought and initiative.

This is part of The Key of Awesome series. Very funny stuff. I like their "Lady Gaga vs. Lord Gaga" as well.

As for this one, I agree with this: At least they got rid of Joel Schumacher.

It's my snakes in a box,
Oooooo
Snakes in a box girl...

I'm not certain, but I bet you can get every bit of peanut butter out of it.

Heard this one on the news yesterday. They reported that one of the letter-answerers was a registered sex offender, and that's why the program was discontinued. Nothing to do with expense.

All I can think of is rabies, rabies, rabies.

To the nuns who confiscated the "religiously inappropriate" copy of Where the Wild Things Are that I purchased when I was a child, from their own Scholastic Books drive, with money I saved up for a long time...

...well let me put it this way. How many fingers am I holding up? Guess which one is for you?

In many parts of the world, those smaller dumpsters are known as "skips". So the name "Skip Conversion" is exactly what it means.

No one is saying this, so I will...

The piglets shown next to the kitteh in the photo are just that - piglets.

You'll notice they don't show the grown pigs. They grow up, they're a lot less cute.

Duck? It looks like a pigeon or a dove.

Why are there two entirely different "under neat that" cakes shown in this article?

They have similar pads for urinary incontinence, called...

...yes...

"pee catch u's".

In reading up on this, the tooth was used because the eye was very dry. If the eye'd had normal tears and moisture, they would have used the polymers.

I can understand them updating it and throwing Jack Sparrow in here and there -- it's called marketing.

The only problem is, the Sparrow figures are so convincing they make the other figures look crappy.

As far as being PC, that's just ridiculous. I don't understand why everything has to be sanitized for our protection.