Well, the handle sort of looks like the braided leather on a whip. If it were actual braided leather instead of what looks like silicone this would be kind of cool.

Pacific Sun cruises. Gotcha. Will never take a cruise with them ever. Unless I need to know what a pinball feels like.

@ted: Yes. (see my previous post)

The only solution is to stop buying this crap from grocery stores and get it in season at the farmer's market, or better yet, grow it yourself. For our grandparents, eating watermelon in June was unheard of. Now, we can eat it in January if we want, but it tastes like crunchy water. Is that progress?

Niiiice.

Let's be honest here. How many middle schoolers ACTUALLY care about breast cancer research? Aside from those few who have a family member affected by it, I'd bet my lunch money most of them wearing it think it's funny and little else.

Beaten by MGenecov & Scooter. Well done.

Um... no. Don't. Don't do that.

Here here! Whenever I hear this idiotic expression, I always think, "So, you're saying this thing would be great to have but really it's an unattainable metaphor so don't get your hopes up, right?"

Troll is still troll.

For the uninitiated, manga is an art form which enables those without artistic skills or writing ability to tell stories in printed form.

Margarine wins because it stays soft enough to spread on bread. Plus the container makes a great under-sink compost bucket.

Now I can drive right through the farmer's market without worrying about all those idiots walking in the middle of the street!

I can only assume it started as a fight over who had the most ridiculous name.

For the man who has everything douchey.