Why does my keyboard lack a FLAME button?

"At the IKEA I go to, I enter through the exit, walk against the flow of traffic, and use 5 shortcuts to get to the restaurant in like 3 minutes"

Really? At mine it takes one 'shortcut' (which is just an opening that's not featuring an arrow on the floor.)

Hey, Kevin. How much did it cost you to post that?

Do buses have to make stops in SF? Where I live, if you don't make eye contact with the driver, he'll blow the stop off.

"each woman had a 15-minute visit from the clown, who performed a specific routine created by Friedler"

I find it probable that it increased the chance of conception, but I doubt that Friedler created the routine.

Back in the day (early nineties?) there was a series of Bondage Barbie photos that made the rounds. Mattel came down on them hard. I imagine the same will happen here.

It'd be much more interesting if it was done in chronological order.

"Therefore printers prefer 'justified' layouts (both the right and left edges of the text line up) over 'ragged right' layouts. The random spaces on the right edge of a ragged right layout make regulating the inkflow a bitch.."

What? No. Never. Right-justified printing is something that designers came up with. Ink coverage isn't a problem, and setting justified type back in the day was a serious bitch.

Seriously people, friends don't let friends double space after a period. You're just wasting paper.

The selected quote in this context makes it look like it's blaming typographers for the double space, when the opposite is true.

Don't use two spaces people, unless you're trying to ape an elderly secretary.

Is that a bastard sword?

That's the problem, I get timed out but my email is associated with a registered account so I have to log back in to do anything.

The Baltimore SF Society has been doing this for years:

http://www.bsfs.org/bsfsalbum7.htm

(Also, can I 'unregister' my account? Posting was a lot less of a hassel before I went and registered.)

Reminds me of MC Frontalot's "First World Problem" video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3w1_E1V46M

Screw the 'tinkering.' Just imagine if one of the pre-cambrian animals had won out.

I love this movie, but I'm puzzled by its embracement by the guys going into Iraq. It's really a cautionary tale about the perils of trying to invade a country, in the end.