You sure do assume a lot about people you only know from 1-2 sentences they posted on Neatorama.

Here's what I can deduce about you from your two posts (if and only if what you've said so far is true):

1. You're Harvard educated, as you claim to have been using Facebook from day 1. (Doubtful.)
2. You're over 35, at least, since you claim to have been watching SNL from the "very first show years."
3. Your real name is Tim Giachetti and you're confident that us knowing that will not lead us to any additional information.

A quick google of your name brings up your recent comments on Neatorama posts (and comments left on many other blogs) and each add weight to the fact that you're in general a dour, trollish individual who likes to start arguments over the Internet over pretty much anything.

You've for whatever reason found it necessary to inform us that you have kids in their late 20s, college-educated. You claim to have grandchildren which makes you older than I initially posited from the SNL comment. So really you're just an old man with Internet access who likes to make younger people feel inferior. Way to spend your twilight years, bro. You were raised Roman Catholic, which also helps explain the bitterness. You've worked wages most of your life, another reason to feel spiteful. I could probably find more but I don't want to bore you with your own life story.

Your turn.

Tim I find it very douchy and presumptuous of you to attack lemmings ad hominen the way you did. You seem like a smart guy after all, the way you use similes and hyperbole to make others feel lessened. So you of all people should know that it's only a myth that lemmings commit mass suicide.

@ted

I doubt many of the people featured in the Bible, or its writers, ever went to Australia to see these kangaroos.