"I have a blog and nobody reads it." There's a reason for that. That reason is NOT 'people don't like to think.' Get over yourself.

chrispy, you are going to have to go deeper.

Seeing him on stage in his older age, and then again in his young age, for some reason makes me sad. Momento Mori, or something like that..

Splint is correct. Excess weight is internal too, and skinnier, lanky type have much easier time at eating contests, as long as they have big stomachs (actual organ) for it.

That aside, I'd rather have the dude on the left instead of the pizza. He's adorable. :D